I Have Come To A Disliking of The Pool

Every week it's the same. My parents wonder why I don't come to the pool. I simply tell them it's because I don't want to. For some reason they don't belive me, think there is something behind it. I don't know why either, I mean, I just don't feel like coming to the pool, simple as that. I mean, I still come every once in a while. As a matter of fact, I just went Sunday. So it's not like I haven't been in ages. I don't know what has happened to me. I use to go every single weekend to the pool. But as of late, I feel like staying home or doing something else. Maybe it's because I have now realized that I hate hot days. I really do. They are a nuscence to me. I hate getting sunburn and putting on sunscreen. I hate hearing screaming kids everywhere and getting splashed by cool water when I least expect it. I hate getting into the pool and getting a shock of freezing water. I also hate coming home realizing I have a buttload of chlorine in my hair and it's going to suck when I take a shower. I hate how I can never find any cool bathing suits that fit me since my legs are so long...which leads to monster wedgies. I hate whenever I get out, my suit clings to my legs and whenever I pull it off, water comes out of nowhere and just falls. I hate how adult swim tends to last forever and happens very ofter. I hate how the concession stand tends have nothing good except for fatty no-good tasting crap or outdated candy. I hate how if you want to go do something during adult swin, there is nothing since it's a pool...and all there is water, sunbathing people, and fatty, fried food serving concession stands. I hate how I can't do a flip anymore when I go off the diving board when I knew I could do it before. I hate the feeling of jumping into the water and having the pressure nearly kill me at the bottom of the pool. I hate having to look under water and getting your eyes stung by the assassin known as chlorine. I hate how some pools charge five dollars just to get in with a guest. I hate how they have all these promotions to get more people here, which leads to more of everything previously said. I hate how I keep coming up with more of these things...