*A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar... and Jack Bauer is going to find out why...
*Jack Bauer can talk about Fight Club.
*Jack Bauer was once mistaken for God...It wasn't a mistake.
*Every time you masturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Keep up the good work men.
*Jack Bauer hates everyone that uses Chuck Norris jokes and changes the name to Jack Bauer. Think of some new jokes god damnit
*It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent. Hell, he doesn't even need the bullet
*Jack Bauer walked down the street with an erection today, there were no survivors.
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5 comments:
AH-MAZE-INGG!
Mondays nights have not been the same with Ol' Jack.
january of 2008...man that is a bitchin long tim
No kidding! But good things come to those who wait right?
:D
...uh...depends on how that term is used
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